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Brian: I am a generous god.
Brian: Anything else, or is it time for me to monolouge?
Adam: lemme check
Adam: ok we gud
Brian: Issald Glistar has been king since before you were born, and with the ages elves live to, he will be king long after you are gone. There are lands beyond the kingdom of Damriel, but they have never been trouble to the kingdom since the last goblin invasion nearly 60 years ago. So who would dare stand against the peace the elves have forged? Some fool commoners, apparently. Reports have abounded about rebel groups amoung the human regions, particularly the south. You had always assumed the town of Tinsboro was close enough to the capital to avoid the stupidity of the southerners, but apparently it is not so. Your mission today is to head west with a team of guards, and investigate sightings in the area.
Captain Erwin: ...And so your mission today is to head west, and investigate the sightings.
Captain Erwin: Potter, you'll be leading.
Captain Erwin: Any questions?
Cerim Potter: The terms of engagement, sir?
Captain Erwin: Your duty is first to enforce the king's law, and the king has put out orders that there are to be no dissenting groups congregating in the woods, which is what was claimed.
Captain Erwin: If it's on the fence though, I'm going to leave it to you.
Captain Erwin: Ten men with swords aren't there to cut wood.
Cerim Potter: Aye, sir. We'll bring extra shackles just in case.
Captain Erwin: Take as many as you need, and the rope too. If the duke hears we let some go due to lack of supplies, they won't bother with shackles for us.
Brian: there are only 6 sets of manacles avalible to the guard here. Not the biggest town, and it's on a tin mine, not an iron mine
Cerim Potter: (( I turn to face my privates ))
Cerim Potter: Right, you lot. Two pair for each of you. The rope goes with me.
Brian: They nod and grab supplies. Do you do anything else before heading off?
Cerim Potter: (( I assume we have rations and whatnot in those supplies? ))
Brian: yes, for two days for the team
Brian: but you are only heading a few hours out
Cerim Potter: (( Excellent. I want my squad to be the best prepared squad in town. ))
Brian: You've only got one rival.
Cerim Potter: (( that's one more than expected. ))
Cerim Potter: (( That's all we need. We head off. ))
Brian: alright, one sec. Grabbed a character named Marcus somehow. Gotta put him back...
Cerim Potter: (( he's one of my men... ))
Brian: ohh lol
Brian: so you are meandering out into the forest
Brian: make wisdom+discipline checks
Cerim Potter: (( in formation ))
Brian: and roll three for your men, with no bonuses
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2 => 8 + 2 = 10
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 5
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 7
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 18
Horus: Sir, take a look at that!
Cerim Potter: What do you spy, Horus?
Brian: he points to a tree limb a bit away, with some, but not all, the branches removed.
Brian: There hasn't been a storm around here in a while...
Cerim Potter: (( I inspect the break to see if it's clean like it's been cut or jagged and torn ))
Brian: roll int
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 12
Brian: a little of both. Looks like someone started to axe it, then got pissed off and just ripped it off.
Cerim Potter: (( about how high up is this limb? ))
Brian: 3-4ft
Cerim Potter: Shoulder height...
Cerim Potter: (( I look for tracks. ))
Brian: roll int+wis
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 16
Brian: for all of these, obvs, add skills if you got em
Cerim Potter: (( +2 for spot ))
Brian: and you find no tracks
Brian: even with the +2
Cerim Potter: Hm. No other sign of activity. How strange.
* Brian rolls: 1d20+1 => 17 + 1 = 18
* Brian rolls: 1d20+1 => 8 + 1 = 9
* Brian rolls: 1d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12
Cerim Potter: Well, best carry on.
Horus: Sir, there's this...
Cerim Potter: What do you spy, Horus?
Brian: you notice he's found a solid black short sword, embedded in a nearby tree.
Cerim Potter: (( any sort of metal I recognize? ))
Brian: no
Cerim Potter: (( I assume there's a law restricting the free ownership of swords? ))
Brian: there is.
Cerim Potter: Good find, Horus. Your eye is keen as ever. Let's have a look.
Cerim Potter: (( I inspect it for a name tag or something ))
Brian: roll int+wis again
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 18
Brian: you find nothing of the sort
Cerim Potter: (( +2 for spot ))
Brian: still nothing
Cerim Potter: I've never seen a metal so black. Have any of you?
Lucas: I have not.
Horus: Nothing, and it's not painted.
Cerim Potter: Marcus?
Brian: Marcus just shakes his head
Cerim Potter: Very strange. The captain will want to see that. Keep it with you Horus. Finders keepers.
Horus: Aye sir.
Brian: do you linger or proceed?
Cerim Potter: (( proceed ))
Brian: you hear a voice call some distance ahead
Brian: can't make out what it said though.
Cerim Potter: *whisper* You hear that? Follow that sound.
Brian: They nod, and draw weapons in unison
Brian: But the sound does not call again.
Cerim Potter: (( I draw my blade and lead on toward the direction the noise came from. ))
Brian: make wisdom, for you and all your men
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 12
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 15
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 20
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 10
Brian: you may explode that if you want
* Adam rolls: 1d6 => 1
Marcus: sir, I hear it. just to the front-left.
Cerim Potter: Lead the way, Marcus. My ears fail me.
Brian: Marcus proceeds faster now.
Brian: Roll wisdom
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 19
Cerim Potter: (( +2 for listen ))
Brian: You hear the rustling yourself. One, maybe two people are up ahead.
Cerim Potter: (( I motion my men to move quietly, split into two groups, and approach from two different angles ))
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 15 - 1 = 14
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 8 - 1 = 7
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 10 - 1 = 9
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 9 - 1 = 8
Brian: You hear the voice again, but much closer now
Emita: Arty?
Cerim Potter: (( I stop sneaking and jog up to get line of sight ))
Cerim Potter: Emita? Is that you?
Emita: Cerim?
Emita: What are you doing out here?
Cerim Potter: My men and I are on patrol. What are you doing out here?
Emita: Looking for my damn brother.
Emita: Wandered off again.
Cerim Potter: Hey, uh, listen. It's pretty dangerous out here right now. Ahem. You should head back to town. We'll keep an eye out for your brother.
Emita: You're not captain yet, if I recall correctly.
Emita: Just kidding, I'll head home.
Cerim Potter: Well, no... but that doesn't mean the bandits reported to be gathering nearby are no less of a threat - oh. You were joking. Good. Like I said, we'll find Arty and send him home. Don't worry.
Emita: Wow, you're gullible, you know that?
Emita: Just bring me back a goblin skull or somthing, alright?
Brian: she starts looking around to orient herself to home, and begins her journey back
Brian: I assume you search on?
Cerim Potter: (( Chuckling nervously, I carry on. ))
Brian: You search the rest of the day, until you notice the sun start to fall.
Horus: If we want to return by nightfall, this is the time to give up the chase.
Cerim Potter: (( I assume we've been tasked with finding Arty before? ))
Brian: no, actually. You haven't met Artyom (she calls him arty) that many times, but he's never run off so bad that anyone called the guards on the guy.
Cerim Potter: Right. No sign of bandits, brigands, or Artyom. With any luck he's returned home of his own accord. Tomorrow is another day, let's return.
Horus: Aye sir
Brian: and so you walk back into town, with nothing but a strange weapon.
Captain Erwin: Just as I was about to assume you went camping.
Captain Erwin: No blood on ya, that's a good sign.
Cerim Potter: No, sir. We found no sign of any villains congregating. We did learn that one of the local boys had run off, so we stayed a bit longer to search for him. No sign of that Artyom either.
Captain Erwin: Artyom? That's the cooper, right?
Cerim Potter: Aye, sir. It was getting dark, so we'd thought to check in here first to see if we had missed him returning home.
Captain Erwin: I heard no reports about anyone missing.
Cerim Potter: No news is good news, I suppose. There was one other thing, captain.
Captain Erwin: Aye?
Cerim Potter: The eye of Horus spotted some ebony blade lodged in a tree trunk.
Captain Erwin: A blade of embony? Well, I suppose that's one way to make a blade...
Captain Erwin: Just I would have taken ironwood myself...
Captain Erwin: You know, seeing...how it's iron and all
Cerim Potter: I've never seen a metal like it before. Perhaps you have, sir? Horus?
Horus: This is the blade I...we found.
Brian: he hands it over, and the captain looks it over.
Captain Erwin: No idea. I'll put in on our rack I suppose.
Brian: He places it with the other blades.
Cerim Potter: (( I give Horus an apologetic look for costing him his new sword. ))
Brian: Horus just seems happy to serve. Always was a people pleaser.
Cerim Potter: If there's nothing else, sir, I'd like to check on the Coopers.
Captain Erwin: Of course, go ahead.
Cerim Potter: To make sure Artyom got home safe, of course.
Brian: Marcus chuckles.
Cerim Potter: (( I elbow Marcus. ))
Horus: An able swing, sir!
Brian: Do you knock on the door, or just answer?
Brian: I mean call?
Cerim Potter: (( I knock. ))
Emita: Ohh, hey.
Emita: Thought you were my mom till you knocked.
Cerim Potter: *clears throat* Y-yes. Hello, Emita. I didn't expect to see you here.
Emita: ...
Emita: At my house?
Cerim Potter: Your... Right! Your house. Of course. Just a little joke. ha ha!
Emita: So...
Emita: *looks at you expectantly*
Cerim Potter: So.. um. I don't suppose Artyom made it home, did he?
Emita: Ohh, I found him.
Emita: At the lake with Aema.
Cerim Potter: (( Aema? ))
Brian: Aema is one of the few people in town in your age range who you didn't grow up with, but you know her. A smith's daughter.
Cerim Potter: Ah, so him and Aema?
Emita: Yeah.
Emita: I'm happy for him. Always thought he was too clueless.
Cerim Potter: Yeah, I know what you mean. It was so obvious that she fancied him. It was almost painful to see him not get the hint. I'm glad to hear it all worked out, though.
Emita: But you've got to tell your sister before you make her go wandering around all day looking for you, you know?
Cerim Potter: Yeah, I know *I'd* tell you everything I was doing if we were related.
Emita: Uhh, ok.
Cerim Potter: I mean...
Emita: That's kinda creepy actually.
Cerim Potter: Right. Just... forget I said anything.
Cerim Potter: I gotta go.
Emita: Ohh, really?
Emita: I was kind of hoping you would hang around. Artyom got a note under the door, and suddenly he's got to go somewhere all night...
Emita: And mom sticks around at the church of Nerul forever these days.
Cerim Potter: Oh. Well. I suppose I could keep you company. What's the harm, right?
Emita: Awesome!
Emita: Come in come in, you can tell me goblin stories.
Cerim Potter: I'll be sure to embellish them a bit to keep things interesting.
Emita: So you'll say you won and not the goblin?
Cerim Potter: Ahahaha! I'll say I fought the goblin at all.
Emita: So, did nothing happen?
Cerim Potter: Not today, no. There was some evidence of a kid hacking at a tree branch with his dad's old sword. The only problem was he forgot to take it home when he was done. I've never seen a sword like that one, though. Made of steel black as the night.
Emita: Huh.
Emita: Have you ever seen a real goblin?
Cerim Potter: I haven't, thankfully. Captain has, though. He says they've got skin green as summer grass, stand as tall as a Dogwood tree, and eyes that glow like the sun. Apparently they have fangs so sharp they can bite through a horse.
Emita: A horse?
Cerim Potter: Yeah, they'll tear a horse in half with a single chomp! *chomp*
Emita: That's crazy!
Emita: Do you think you could take one?
Cerim Potter: With my squad beside me, we could fend one off at least. I sure wouldn't like the opportunity to be proven wrong, though.
Emita: Good thing we had knights to stop the invasion then.
Emita: I heard that Garthin Idolan slew 10 goblins in the battle of Shavorne.
Cerim Potter: I hope the rumors about them coming back turn out to be just that. Something mothers tell their children to get them to behave.
Emita: I think you're just a wimp. *punches arm*
Emita: Just kidding, don't worry.
Cerim Potter: Hey! haha.
Cerim Potter: As long as they don't come back, I get paid just to walk around. Sounds like an easy gig to me. haha
Emita: Do you want to just live the rest of your life like that? No adventures?
Emita: Never wanted to be a knight?
Cerim Potter: Well, sure, who doesn't? Hopefully I'll get the chance before I decide to settle down. As for being a knight, though, I'm afraid I'll never meet the requirements.
Emita: ohh well.
Emita: *pauses* So, apparently the funniest thing happened at the Kord temple...
Brian: You chat on about other random stories for some time. Did she invite you inside for a reason? Was she just bored?
Cerim Potter: (( probably just bored. ))
Brian: It's not long before the door opens though.
Mrs. Cooper: Ahh, hello there Cerim.
Cerim Potter: Good evening, Mrs. Cooper!
Mrs. Cooper: Sorry to skip greetings, but it's been a long day. Nothing like your son messing up a churn and the customer complaining to you to wear you out, you know?
Emita: *gives you a smirk* Must have been distracted.
Mrs. Cooper: Where's he now?
Emita: Picking berries or something.
Mrs. Cooper: Ohh. And why are you here so late, Cerim? No night shift for you?
Cerim Potter: Not tonight, ma'am. I was on patrol all day today. I just came by to check on Artyom, and then I ran into Emita and...
Emita: And?
Cerim Potter: And... she invited me in to have a nice chat while we waited for you to return. Yes.
Brian: Emita genuinely seems to enjoy your discomfort.
Mrs. Cooper: Well neither of you would have to wait if you came to church with me...
Cerim Potter: I daresay the idea never crossed my mind. Perhaps next time I will take you up on your offer.
Mrs. Cooper: Next moonday.
Mrs. Cooper: But really, I need to sleep.
Cerim Potter: Next moonday, it is. Have a good night, Mrs. Cooper.
Emita: *whispers* are you crazy?
Cerim Potter: *whispers* What did I do?
Brian: Her mom hits the cot and is out like a light.
Brian: But Emita stays at a whisper nonetheless
Cerim Potter: (( I match her whisper ))
Emita: Have you ever been to a Nerullian church?
Cerim Potter: No...
Emita: They are the absolute worst.
Emita: It's just a room where everybody talks about dieing.
Cerim Potter: That does sound bleak, but I'm sure one session won't kill me.
Emita: Well good luck.
Emita: I'm gonna go to bed. My brother's probably gonna take all night; I can give him hell in the morning.
Cerim Potter: What else are sisters for, right?
Cerim Potter: Have a good night, Emita.
Brian: This would also be a good time to decide if you have parents to return to, or if you live alone by this point in your life.
Cerim Potter: (( A young man with a steady job in his early twenties? I probably have my own home. My parents still live in town, no doubt. ))
Brian: noted. This was also the time to decide if you wanted to play the orphan card.
Brian: Alright, so I assume you head home and get some proper rest?
Cerim Potter: (( yup ))
Brian: The next day nothing happens. No orders for another patrol, no news about the sword, nothing. Are you up to anything?
Cerim Potter: (( So Emita worships Kord? ))
Cerim Potter: (( Her mother worships Nerull? ))
Cerim Potter: (( And I worship Pelor. Great. ))
Brian: No, she's Pelor too. She was just re-telling rumors about the Kordites.
Cerim Potter: (( oh cool ))
Brian: Congrats, you got one point
Brian: Anyhow, do you do anything of note today?
Cerim Potter: (( chores and stuff.. I'll see if I can find Arty ))
Cerim Potter: (( that boy gets my spidey senses tingling ))
Brian: You don't see him around, and by the afternoon Emita approaches you about him
Emita: Cerim, he still didn't come back.
Emita: We have to go find him.
Cerim Potter: Right. He's running off too much for my taste. Shall we check down by the lake first?
Emita: Lets
Brian: you head off with haste?
Cerim Potter: (( posthaste ))
Brian: roll wisdom+int+spot
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2 => 8 + 2 = 10
Cerim Potter: (( please tell me there's panties down here ))
Brian: there are no panties down here.
Cerim Potter: (( missed opportunity for a callback ))
Brian: Don't get your hopes up; that was a one-time thing
Brian: You also find absolutely nothing else.
Cerim Potter: (( it's called fan service ))
Emita: Wait, the note.
Cerim Potter: Did he leave it home?
Emita: No, but it said to meet at the crapping maple.
Emita: I'm sorry, I read my brother's mail, I'm terrible
Cerim Potter: It's a good thing you did. Let's go.
Brian: The crapping maple is a name that all the children of the town gave to an old tree to the west that is bent in just the right way, with limbs coming out the other side just so, that it looks to be locked in an eternal struggle with its bowels
Cerim Potter: (( charming. ))
Brian: roll wisdom.
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 18
Brian: You immediately notice horseprints and wagon tracks coming into and out of this area.
Brian: And, a spot on the ground seems oddly torn up, like someone tried to dig in a post there.
Cerim Potter: I don't suppose Arty has a horsse and wagon, does he?
Emita: No...
Emita: But Aema's dad does. You don't think...
Cerim Potter: Has anyone seen Aema since yesterday?
Emita: I haven't checked.
Cerim Potter: We should probably check they haven't eloped or something.
Cerim Potter: Not sure why they'd need to...
Emita: If they ran off together, I'm finding where they went and kicking his ass.
Cerim Potter: I don't blame you.
Cerim Potter: Come on, let's check Aema's place.
Brian: you return to town, and find that the smith family are also frazzled about Aema's location.
Cerim Potter: (( and their horse and wagon are gone? ))
Brian: no, they are not
Cerim Potter: It's possible that they hired a carriage.
Emita: Off all the stupid things...
Emita: You hold him and I'll punch?
Cerim Potter: For you, anything.
Cerim Potter: I mean, sure.
Emita: What?
Cerim Potter: Nevermind.
Brian: You return to the tracks and follow them west?
Cerim Potter: (( if we could get a ride, that would be cool. ))
Cerim Potter: (( I would also inform the Captain about the runaways. ))
Brian: Who do you propose to get a ride from?
Cerim Potter: (( Aema's family has at least one horse. ))
Cerim Potter: (( don't know about mine or the Coopers. ))
Brian: time to use diplo rules!
Cerim Potter: (( Great. ))
Brian: actually, wait, doesn't matter.
Brian: In this case, they just agree to lend you the horse.
Brian: You're and authority figure, and you're recovering a lost daughter.
Cerim Potter: (( actually, the one horse with the carriage would be more efficient. Ideally, there will be 4 people coming home. ))
Cerim Potter: (( as opposed to 2 horses I was planning on ))
Brian: well they only have one horse, so...
Brian: and a wagon
Cerim Potter: (( I was gonna ask around for another horse. but that doesn' matter now ))
Brian: Do you want the wagon too? They seem willing to give it to ya
Cerim Potter: (( yeah. One horse can't carry 4 people. ))
Brian: Cool. Got tokens for that?
Cerim Potter: (( working on it. ))
Cerim Potter: What if they ran away because she got pregnant?
Cerim Potter: (( only a GM can create tokens with the same name ))
Brian: ughh, well give them a unique name
Cerim Potter: (( search for Wagon_Buckboard_2_EE in the token list, bro ))
Cerim Potter: (( Sir Horse! ))
Brian: there, you got your fan service
Cerim Potter: (( That horse has a story to tell. ))
Brian: Alright, so you follow the tracks well into the evening.
Brian: The tracks lead up to an inn
Cerim Potter: With any luck, someone here will have seen them.
Brian: You ride up to the front door. Make a wisdom+int check to listen
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2 => 5 + 2 = 7
* Brian rolls: 1d20+3 => 15 + 3 = 18
Emita: Look, behind us!
Cerim Potter: (( I look. ))
Brian: Three undead, mostly bones, stalk the wagon.
Cerim Potter: (( Is anyone else around? ))
Brian: They are moving slower than a horse, but they seem to have closer as you slowed down and stopped
Brian: You see noone outside the inn, but two horses are tied up out front
Cerim Potter: Emita, run inside and call for help. I'll hold them off.
Brian: you start with 5 init, plus either wis or int
Cerim Potter: (( so 5 ))
Brian: as do the undead. roll off, but Emita goes first reguardless.
* Brian rolls: 1d20 => 17
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 10
Brian: k, so the undead beat you
Brian: Emita moves for her turn
Brian: as do the skellies
Brian: your turn
Cerim Potter: (( let's see... 10 + spd ))
Cerim Potter: (( 7 ))
Brian: alright, so you have 7 points to spend
Cerim Potter: (( draw weapon (2) + Use Shield (2) + move(4) ))
Brian: and remember you can dip once
Cerim Potter: (( I just did. ))
Brian: cool
Brian: the undead do what they do best
Cerim Potter: (( shamble? ))
Cerim Potter: (( this is going to take forever, I predict. ))
Brian: swing battleaxes at your head
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 8 - 1 = 7
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 8 - 1 = 7
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 8 - 1 = 7
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 16 - 1 = 15
Brian: any hits?
Cerim Potter: (( nope ))
Brian: then Emita's turn
Brian: she rushes inside
Brian: your turn
Cerim Potter: (( Divine Shield (4) + Use Shield (2) + Attack (3) ))
Cerim Potter: (( you should add an init score in the campaign properties ))
Brian: I normally put them in the label, but that's fair
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 6 + 1 = 7
Cerim Potter: (( miss ))
Brian: This is gonna be great...
Cerim Potter: (( I warned you. ))
Brian: one skelly goes for a swing
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 20 - 1 = 19
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 7 - 1 = 6
* Brian rolls: 1d6-1 => 1 - 1 = 0
Brian: does the 19 hit?
Cerim Potter: (( yup ))
* Brian rolls: 1d20+0 => 20 + 0 = 20
* Brian rolls: 1d6-1 => 3 - 1 = 2
Brian: 22 wound?
Cerim Potter: (( nope ))
Brian: You live up to your name
Cerim Potter: (( I try. ))
Brian: the other two skellys strike
* Brian rolls: 1d20-2 => 4 - 2 = 2
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 19 - 1 = 18
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 4 - 1 = 3
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 17 - 1 = 16
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 10 - 1 = 9
Brian: 18 hit?
Cerim Potter: (( yup ))
* Brian rolls: 1d20+0 => 18 + 0 = 18
Brian: alright then
Brian: Suddenly, a knight comes up from behind you
Cerim Potter: (( maybe add a HAC and WAC property too ))
* Brian rolls: 1d20+5 => 12 + 5 = 17
* Brian rolls: 1d20+2 => 19 + 2 = 21
Brian: the undead before him drops bones like a shaken tree drops leaves
Brian: your turn
Cerim Potter: (( Use shield (2) + Attack (3) ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 13 + 1 = 14
Brian: hit
* Adam rolls: 1d20-1+2 => 13 - 1 + 2 = 14
Brian: that wounds. The monster seems able to handle it though
Cerim Potter: (( turn. ))
Brian: cool. Undead attacks Sir stranger
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 2 - 1 = 1
Brian: and fails
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 9 - 1 = 8
Brian: twice
Brian: your turn again
Cerim Potter: A knight!
Cerim Potter: (( shield + attack ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 5 + 1 = 6
Brian: miss
Brian: 2 battle axes at you
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 2 - 1 = 1
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 16 - 1 = 15
* Brian rolls: 1d20+0 => 18 + 0 = 18
Brian: ohh wait no two misses
Cerim Potter: (( are you keeping track of the initiative scores? ))
Brian: yes
Cerim Potter: (( cool ))
Brian: besides yours
Cerim Potter: (( I believe it's my turn? ))
Brian: no, it's the knight's
Cerim Potter: (( but he's at 2 ))
Brian: But you went this round
Brian: you missed, then the other skellys at 3 went
Cerim Potter: (( oh, I thought the skelly's mark the end o fthe round ))
Brian: you'll need to get into the mindset of floating init
Brian: people change order a lot
Cerim Potter: (( yeah, I just couldn't tell what the skeleton's init was. I found it just now. ))
* Brian rolls: 1d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15
* Brian rolls: 1d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
* Brian rolls: 1d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
* Brian rolls: 1d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
Brian: one is destroyed, and we are at top of the round, which is you
Cerim Potter: (( use shield + attack ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 14 + 1 = 15
Brian: hit
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 7 + 1 = 8
Brian: wound for 0, which doesn't help vs undead
Brian: the undead swing, both at you
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 4 - 1 = 3
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 3 - 1 = 2
Cerim Potter: (( can't touch this ))
* Brian rolls: 1d20+5 => 6 + 5 = 11
* Brian rolls: 1d20+2 => 1 + 2 = 3
* Brian rolls: 1d20+5 => 18 + 5 = 23
* Brian rolls: 1d20+2 => 9 + 2 = 11
Brian: a grazing hit on a skeliton. We go to top of round with you again
Cerim Potter: (( use shield + attack ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 9 + 1 = 10
Brian: still hits
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 18 + 1 = 19
Cerim Potter: (( nice ))
* Brian rolls: 19-6 => 19 - 6 = 13
Brian: skel is kill
Cerim Potter: Ha HA!
Sir Ephnyr: Well swung!
Cerim Potter: Thank you, sir!
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 2 - 1 = 1
* Brian rolls: 1d20-1 => 19 - 1 = 18
* Brian rolls: 1d20+0 => 14 + 0 = 14
Brian: and this is not the undead's lucky day.
* Brian rolls: 1d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25
* Brian rolls: 1d6-1 => 6 - 1 = 5
* Brian rolls: 1d6-1 => 6 - 1 = 5
* Brian rolls: 1d6-1 => 6 - 1 = 5
* Brian rolls: 1d6-1 => 5 - 1 = 4
Cerim Potter: (( sad trombone ))
Brian: so, with a glorious 34 to hit...
Cerim Potter: (( no such thing as overkill on at attack roll ))
Cerim Potter: (( 44 ))
Brian: Sorry, 44
Brian: Yeah, I thought I had written a what happens on a super high attack roll, but apparently it's not there, so it sucks to be me
Brian: But I'm going to say that literally knocks the magic out of the monster, and it drops dead right there.
Cerim Potter: Incredible!
Sir Ephnyr: All in a days work, sir...
Cerim Potter: You honor me, sir, but I am no knight.
Sir Ephnyr: Really? You have a fine swing, and a fine steed...
Cerim Potter: Lieutenant Cerim Potter of the Tinsboro guard, sir! *salutes*
Cerim Potter: The horse... is a rental.
Sir Ephnyr: Hah!
Sir Ephnyr: Don't tell me the girl is too.
Cerim Potter: Oh, no sir!
Cerim Potter: I was just helping her find her brother, sir. It seems he's run off with his sweetheart. Their parents wish to see them returned home.
Sir Ephnyr: Well, these aren't the best woods to be eloping in...
Sir Ephnyr: do you know where they went?
Cerim Potter: We believe they hired a carriage and headed west. We tracked them to this inn, but have yet to determine where they would have gone from here.
Sir Ephnyr: Well what are we waiting for? Let's order a drink and chat up an inkeep!
Brian: he ushers you inside.
Cerim Potter: Yes, sir!
Brian: As you enter, you see Emita was cluching a hatchet, watching the events from the window
Emita: you two alright?
Cerim Potter: I emerged unscathed thanks to the help of this brave and skilled knight.
Sir Ephnyr: You did a fine job yourself, for an errand boy.
Brian: He walks up to the bar
Sir Ephnyr: The monsters are dealt with now. Neither of you have seen more of these around, have you?
Inkeep: No, never in my life.
Cerim Potter: These were the first I've ever seen.
Sir Ephnyr: I wish I could say the same. Let them be the last.
Inkeep: Well you have my thanks, sir knight.
Cerim Potter: Innkeep, have you seen a young man and woman pass through here in the last day? They would have come from the direction of Tinsboro.
Inkeep: I haven't. Only the knight here, and one party with a wagon.
Cerim Potter: What of this wagon party?
Inkeep: Didn't stay long, just sent one man in to buy some supplies and they were off.
Cerim Potter: Do you know which direction?
Inkeep: They seemed to be taking the road to Shavore.
Cerim Potter: Shavore...
Emita: They're going to the capital?
Emita: I guess if you're taking a trip, you might as well go somewhere cool...
Cerim Potter: Do you have any family in the capitol?
Cerim Potter: Perhaps they would seek refuge with them.
Emita: But we don't
Cerim Potter: Perhaps the Smiths do?
Emita: I know Mr. Smith goes on trade trips there.
Emita: Maybe family, or a merchant?
Cerim Potter: It's so little to go off of. The capitol is enormous. It would be like finding a needle in a haystack.
Sir Ephnyr: Perhaps I could be of some assistance. I'm from there, after all...
Cerim Potter: Please, if there's anything you can do...
Emita: Please sir knight, I want to get my brother home safe.
Sir Ephnyr: My lady, I swear it. I will see to your brother's safe return if it costs me my life.
Sir Ephnyr: Inkeep, a round for our friends!
Brian: he tosses a couple silvers down.
Cerim Potter: You are most generous, sir. What do they call you?
Sir Ephnyr: Shorty, mostly.
Sir Ephnyr: But if you like me you may call me sir Ephnyr.
Sir Ephnyr: Yourself?
Cerim Potter: It is an honor, Sir Ephnyr. Again, I am Cerim and this is my... friend, Emita.
Emita: *laughs* Cooper. Emita Cooper. I'm just a commoner, I'm afraid.
Sir Ephnyr: You are a member of the realm, are you not?
Sir Ephnyr: Then I am sworn to your aid. That's how being a knight works.
Brian: Three ales arrive, and he holds up two, one arm outstretched to each of you.
Cerim Potter: (( I graciously accept. ))
Brian: Emita grabs it more timidly.
Brian: One drink quickly turns to two, and soon Ephnyr is telling tales of his short career.
Brian: Also, make a spot check.
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2 => 11 + 2 = 13
Sir Ephnyr: I heard they never actually pulled the sword out of my shield. The smith had to saw it in half and pull it apart.
Sir Ephnyr: Never did see the shield again.
Cerim Potter: It would have made a fine ornament.
Emita: You've got to be really strong to use a sheild to block a blow like that. How heavy is a knight's shield?
Sir Ephnyr: Heh, hardly weighs anything once you get used to it...
Cerim Potter: I must still be getting used to mine. *gestures to tower shield*
Brian: Suddenly sensing the attention, Ephnyr's eyes develop a little sparkle.
Sir Ephnyr: The trick...is to have these.
Brian: He lifts his left arm to the table, unstraps part of his full plate, and blatently shows off his bicep.
Emita: ...
Emita: Can I?
Cerim Potter: (( is jealous ))
Brian: Ephnyr nods, and she grins. Roll disc to not be visably annoyed as you watch.
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2 => 14 + 2 = 16
* Brian rolls: 1d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
Brian: that was for the inkeep, who apparently doesn't care. The other two aren't actually paying attention to you.
Cerim Potter: (( that gets through my wound AC :( ))
Brian: After some showing off, and Ephnyr ordering another round of ale, the knight turns to you again.
Sir Ephnyr: So, what kind of fighting do they teach you in guard school?
Cerim Potter: Mostly defensive fighting styles, sir. We're not meant to be seeking conflict, we merely defend when it comes to our gates.
Sir Ephnyr: Well the best defense is a good offense. Never had to lob something's head off?
Emita: You did that?
Cerim Potter: I can't say I have. Tinsboro is a quiet town.
Cerim Potter: Thankfully.
Sir Ephnyr: *he thinks, then grins*
Sir Ephnyr: Excuse me, inkeep.
Sir Ephnyr: Got any wood sticks? I wanna spar with this guy.
Inkeep: ...sure...*hands two wire brushes*
Sir Ephnyr: How about you show me what you got, ehh?
Cerim Potter: If you insist, sir.
Cerim Potter: (( what's the penalty for an unproficient weapon? ))
Brian: -4 until I actually write that rule
Cerim Potter: (( on attack and damage? ))
Brian: just attack
Brian: but I am assuming nobody is hitting hard enough for real damage.
Cerim Potter: (( I wouldn't put it past this guy. ))
Brian: Wow, jealous much?
Cerim Potter: (( he called me an errand boy. ))
Brian: Well, here's your chance to get glorious revenge. Roll dex+speed to fence with the man
* Brian rolls: 1d20+7 => 9 + 7 = 16
Cerim Potter: (( are we using shields? ))
Brian: he didn't bring his. Do you bring yours?
Cerim Potter: (( one doesn't typically bring a shield to a fencing match. ))
Brian: alright then
* Adam rolls: 1d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
Brian: you spar a while, but eventually the brush slips from your hand.
Cerim Potter: (( he's got a +7 while wearing full plate? geeze. ))
Brian: ohh, shit, armor
Brian: You actually tie. Roll off, no mods
* Brian rolls: 1d20 => 17
* Adam rolls: 1d20 => 8
Cerim Potter: (( guess there's no calling it a draw ))
Brian: Every blow you send, he blocks. Every attack that comes your way, you dodge. After some time, you both lunge, but you see at the last moment his form was a little better than yours. To lean far forward enough to make it to his throught, you would have to bring your next into his brush. Six inches from a "killing" blow, you hesitate, and he pokes you in the neck.
Sir Ephnyr: *pants* Gotcha.
Sir Ephnyr: You say you've never been in a real knight? I mean fight?
Cerim Potter: *wipes brow* A spar here and there. Breaking up a drunken brawl hardly counts.
Sir Ephnyr: A shame you were not trained in the king's castle.
Emita: Come on, he's not that great. I bet I could beat Cerim.
Cerim Potter: A shame I were not born a noble. Hey!
Emita: What?
Cerim Potter: You're very funny, you know that?
Emita: Thanks.
Sir Ephnyr: Well was that a challange?
Cerim Potter: Not at all. She was just joking.
Emita: *disgruntled sigh*
Emita: Whatever, I guess that way you won't lose to both of us.
Cerim Potter: Yes, you're exactly right.
Brian: This day goes down well in the inkeep's memory as one of great fortune. First, a convoy shows up wanting supplies to feed half an army, then a second convoy follows, led by a rich knight who keeps buying the fineist drinks he has (although that rude knight soon begins talking about how the drinks are far finer in the capital, and his friends ought to try them)
Brian: You, however, find youself fighting a losing battle. If you wish, you may attempt a charm check to make Emita remember you exist at all.
Brian: Or you may resign to your fate, whatever you wish.
Cerim Potter: (( it's worth a shot. ))
Cerim Potter: (( what's the roll? ))
Brian: 1d20+charm bonus
Brian: +any skills you have
Brian: I don't know what's gonna help you her
Cerim Potter: (( oh yeah. forgot charm was an attribute ))
Brian: here*
Cerim Potter: (( my romance education. duh ))
Brian: ohh shit you have that...
Brian: +2
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2+2 => 17 + 2 + 2 = 21
Cerim Potter: (( suck on that, sir jerkface. ))
Adam is disconnected.
You have disconnected.
Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
Adam has connected.
Brian: alright, some of my own textures aren't loading, but not the ones I needed
Adam: reload again if needed
Brian: no need, unless you guys end up hitting up the capital a few encounters earlier than I expect.
Brian: Anyhow, sir Ephnyr was ranting about how great the capital is.
Sir Ephnyr: How long do you...think you two can stay?
Cerim Potter: With any luck we'll be there and back in no time. I'm not sure how long we can afford to stay out.
Cerim Potter: A few days maybe?
Emita: Whaatabut forever?
Cerim Potter: I... didn't actually bring any money
Sir Ephnyr: Cerim, you are the guest of a knight of the king. You don't need to fear money.
Sir Ephnyr: How much do they pay a guard anyway?
Cerim Potter: Enough for my own plot of land and a bit of savings.
Sir Ephnyr: How would you *drinks* like an estate some day?
Cerim Potter: That doesn't sound like a terrible lot. It's about as likely as becoming a knight, though.
Sir Ephnyr: I could make you a squire.
Sir Ephnyr: Setting off in the woods like that? That took balls. And this can be your first quest!
Brian: Emita seems to have forgotten about her brother in the celebration, and begins to cry at the reminder.
Cerim Potter: Oh... dear...
Sir Ephnyr: Hey, hey.
Sir Ephnyr: Hey.
Sir Ephnyr: We're gonna find him. He just ran off with that...other guy, ok?
Brian: He scoots in and puts an arm over her.
Sir Ephnyr: I swear it.
Inkeep: I'm sorry to interrupt, but did you plan to sleep outside, or are you going to buy rooms here?
Inkeep: I have to go to bed at some point, you know...
Cerim Potter: ...
Cerim Potter: Surely, defending your inn from roving skeletons is worth one night's rest.
Brian: roll charm.
* Adam rolls: 1d20+2 => 14 + 2 = 16
Inkeep: You're right.
Inkeep: A knight of the realm and his party may have rooms for free. Last call for ale though. The dead may not sleep, but I do.
Cerim Potter: I've had quite enough, thank you.
Inkeep: Goodnight, m'lords and ladies
Brian: He locks a cabnet and walks off to his own bedroom, pointing out the other three rooms for you guys along the way.
Brian: Do you do anything else before retiring to bed?
Cerim Potter: (( Were the skellies wearing armor? ))
Brian: 3 points of chainmail each
Cerim Potter: (( and wielding weapons? ))
Brian: battleaxes
Cerim Potter: (( I'll load it all into the wagon. ))
Brian: good eye. Probs more loot than in the whole last two goblin campaigns
Brian: anything else?
Cerim Potter: (( 180gp worth ))
Cerim Potter: (( that's all. ))
Brian: well, since you went to bed last, you got the smallest room
Cerim Potter: (( surprised Ephnyr didn't invite Emita to join him ))
Brian: Well, don't be too sure...
Brian: It's not too long after you settle into bed (hard to sleep after such excitement), when you hear Emita through the thin walls...
Emita: Cerim will hear us...
Emita: ...Come on, go back to bed...
Emita: ...Not while we are still unwed!
Emita: Enough, go away!
Emita: Ephnyr, please...it's...
Sir Ephnyr: My LADY!
Emita: Ok, do NOT get on the bed.
Emita: Ephnyr!
Brian: then silence.
Brian: Do you do anything before morning?
Cerim Potter: (( sigh. ))
Brian: was that a meta comment or an action?
Cerim Potter: (( both. I'll get out and check on her. ))
Brian: Ephnyr, as expected, is on the bed.
Cerim Potter: (( I'm not happy about it, though ))
Brian: He's gotten most of his armor off, and Emita seems to be trying to get him off without being too loud and waking you up.
Cerim Potter: (( Is he passed out? ))
Brian: No, he's making drunken motions resembling romance...
Cerim Potter: That will be quite enough of that, Sir Ephnyr.
Sir Ephnyr: Huh?
Brian: He rises
Cerim Potter: I believe the lady has bid you good night.
Sir Ephnyr: I... yes.
Sir Ephnyr: Want to grab another ale or something?
Cerim Potter: I would recommend taking to your bed for the night.
Sir Ephnyr: *bows* As you wish, my lord.
Brian: he bumbles past you back into his own room.
Cerim Potter: (( I shut his door for him, let he forget to. ))
Cerim Potter: (( Likewise, I will look at Emita and shut her door. ))
Brian: Emita, either because of the situation or due to a lack of nighwear, has largely stripped to undergarments, and is doing the best to cover herself with sheets. That said, when you turn away from Ephnyr's door, you notice she was reaching for her own.
Brian: Anything else for tonight?
Cerim Potter: (( Nothing that won't be grounds for execution. ))
Brian: I mean... as your DM I would like to know about the execution-worthy things too...
Cerim Potter: (( eh, I'll just skip it this time. ))
Brian: Alright then. roll 1d3
* Adam rolls: 1d3 => 3
Brian: you rise last
Brian: Ephnyr and Emita are ready to go when you emerge from your chambers.
Sir Ephnyr: Did you bring a breakfast for yourself? I have extra rations.
Cerim Potter: I have my own.
Sir Ephnyr: Very well. To the capital then?
Cerim Potter: *nods*
Brian: The inkeep bids you ado, and he mounts his steed, while you and Emita ride wagon, I assume.
Cerim Potter: (( sounds about right. ))
Brian: For the first hour or so, Emita is silent, but then she speaks up.
Emita: So...
Emita: Are you going to take up that offer?
Cerim Potter: (( is Ephnyr listening? ))
Brian: no. He's taking point on the narrow road, and you are mere feet from each other.
Cerim Potter: I will not be squire to a drunken scoundrel.
Emita: Ok, we were all drunk last night.
Cerim Potter: (( For the record, Cerim was not keeping pace with those two ))
Brian: I know. Emita either doesn't or is bending the truth.
Cerim Potter: Well, I suppose that speaks volumes about the lot of us.
Brian: Emita doesn't press the matter further if you don't, and there are no major events on the way to Shavore unless you start them.
Cerim Potter: (( Nope. I'm just gonna be angry. ))
Brian: Emita, like a proper concerned friend, tries to cheer you up several times, bringing up old jokes, and mentioning how this is a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
Brian: But eventually, somehow, you arrive at the king's castle itself, where royal knights stationed in the capital reside.
Brian: It has been explained to you that there will be space here in the lower royal appartments to serve as basecamp while searching the city.
Guard: Who goes there?
Sir Ephnyr: Sir Ephnyr, son of Loril.
Sir Ephnyr: I bring two guests whom I aid on my quest.
Brian: He signals for you to dismount.
Cerim Potter: (( I comply. ))
Sir Ephnyr: Servants will take them to the stables. While you are with me, you will be treated like nobles.
Cerim Potter: I'll try not to let it go to my head.
Guard: You brought two commoners to the castle?
Sir Ephnyr: Aye, I did. Get them each a post within the lower appartments, will you?
Guard: Can you swing a sword, boy?
Cerim Potter: I can.
Guard: We'll board you in the guard's barracks.
Cerim Potter: Understood.
Guard: Lady, I don't suppose you are trained as a hand-maiden?
Emita: I...uhh...yeah, I am.
Guard: ...
Guard: I'll send you to the cooks, and see what they can do with you, how's that sound?
Emita: Alright...
Sir Ephnyr: *furrows brow, then leans towards Emita* I"ll talk to people, I think we can do better than that...
Sir Ephnyr: If either of you need me, expect me on the training field. I'm there most days.
Sir Ephnyr: We could start hunting today, but the sun will set soon.
Cerim Potter: We will begin tomorrow, then.
Emita: I just pray to Palor he's safe...
Guard: Right, word of advise little lady: you follow the elf god here. Even if you don't, you do.
Cerim Potter: (( Good to know. ))
Brian: The guard's barracks is pretty tight, but it's a situation you are quite familiar with.
Brian: You are told that you are welcome here, in the servant's kitchen, and outside the castle. Anywhere else you need permission.
Cerim Potter: (( not a bad gig. ))
Brian: And this actually makes a pretty good stopping point for the session.
Cerim Potter: (( I'm all caught up with the others? ))
Brian: You are tied for the lead. One player volunteered to start a few months behind, since he's likely to have the most avalibility.
Brian: I may actually have your next session be with another player...
Cerim Potter: (( bring it on ))