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DM: Aright, first things first: those three are your kids
DM: Name em'
DM: If you would like, I could make up the order they poped out in
Chris: what the hell, do it
DM: ok, roll off:
DM: on the left: « 1d20 = 5 »
DM: middle: « 1d20 = 2 »
DM: right: « 1d20 = 18 »
DM: highest is oldest
DM: so redhead is first
Chris: ...what the hell was zac's name?
DM: You don't know his real name, but he went by Keyvin Goodfellow...
DM: Ok...
DM: Wait, how did you two have a read-haired kid?
Chris: genetic mutation, presumably.
DM: Nvm, it's recessive...
DM: And a daemon was involved, so whatevs....
DM: To the campaign....
DM: It has been eight years from your adventure at Ft. Highpeak. Nothing has been heard about the wishmaster afterward, and the file writes her off as "Disabled in Long-Term"
DM: You have your doubts, but it doesn't really matter now. You have a more important mission ahead of you: motherhood. The three kids have been everything you were told they would be and quite a bit more. Not haveing Ignatious around didn
DM: 't help anything either.
DM: Luckally, Sextus has remained the faithfull servant of the household he always was, even working for free for a few months when money was tight (your prestigious position in the Ordos pays, but not as well as Ignatious' old job ever did). He stays here most of the time now, due to his age and the harshness of Macharian winters, and has become a father figure to the children. He seems to like that.
DM: Because he has been getting older, Sextus has been relying on his nephew, Armenus, for more and more. He comes up to the manor from the city a few times a week to help out, and has so far refused pay. He seems like a nice boy, but lacks the courage to ever be a true hero.
DM: Macharia as a whole has been thriving in this time; borders have expanded, alternating current has revolutionised city life (although it's still too costly to implement in the countryside), and contact has even been made with other civilizations to the east, although you don't have any time to read up on them much.
DM: This chapter of your story starts on Hallow's Eve, a famous holyday of the Macharians. It is the day that Macharious won his first full-scale battle verses the forces of Malphas, at a place called pig's hallow.
DM: It is also said to be the aniversery of Eisenhorn's victory over Malphas' luitennants, but this is just a myth; the actuall date is unknown, and he left with the unholy book several months earlier in the year.
DM: Sextus is reading a story of the battle to your children, who are sitting by the fireplace. Armenus is... you actually aren't sure where the boy is, but he is here...
Sextus: But Macharious was not a beast. He knew that the call for a duel was a trick.
Borris: What's a duel?
Sextus: Uhh... It's when two people get in a fight, without armies.
Ignatius Jr.: There were armies when you fought that daemon, right mom?
Officer Constance Stendatem: Off in the distance, yes. They dispatched their foes without a single loss, then came to our aid against the Wishmaster herself.
Kevyn: What did the wishmaster do?
Borris: Was she ugly?
Ignatius Jr.: Yeah, she had bug eyes!
Officer Constance Stendatem: Her flying house was shot down over Fort Highpeak, where we boarded it, planted explosives, and blew the thing to the bits. The Wishmaster herself looked very normal, actually.
Sextus: Really?
Sextus: I suppose I never did ask about this.
Kevyn: Did you kill anybody when the house exploded?
Officer Constance Stendatem: Not to my knowledge, no. Aside from the house itself.
Kevyn: That's good.
Armenus: Ma'am, someone is at the door...
Officer Constance Stendatem: Really? Well, show them in.
Chris: brb just cut my hand
Officer Septum: Evening, Miss Stendatem.
DM: pussy
Chris: not when you can see the cartilege of the joint
DM: shit
DM: why are you still typeing? bandage that shit
Chris: not sure how i got something that deep off a dog's choke chain
Chris: that's where i went
DM: Alright, your call if you want to keep going
Chris: i'm good
Officer Septum: Evening, Officer Stendatem.
Officer Constance Stendatem: Good evening, Officer Septum!
Officer Septum: I hope I didn't interrupt anything...
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Christopher: there
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Chris is disconnected.
Officer Constance Stendatem: Just storytime. Sextus should be wrapping up relatively soon anyway.
Sextus: Then Macharious won and we all lived happlly ever after the end.
Officer Septum: Is this the tale of Pig's Hallow?
Officer Constance Stendatem: Indeed it is. Was. Whatever.
Officer Septum: I can't interrupt that, that story inspired me to join the Ordos. I'm not joking.
Officer Septum: Perhaps we should step outside?
DM: He closes the door, and his jolly smile returns to the face of the Septum you work for.
Officer Septum: There are several reports of purple men appearing in the woods.
Officer Septum: The seem to be falling from a single raincloud, and that weather pattern is headed here. We are lucky telegraphs outpace wind.
Officer Septum: All officers have been called to the station, to respond to any that are immediately hostile. High command is still dicussing what to do in the long-term.
DM: He mounts his horse.
DM: Do you join him?
Christopher: yes
DM: Alright.
Christopher: i've got dinner now, though, so i'll need to step out.
DM: Ok.