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Chris has connected.
DM: I will brb. Eating cake
Adam has connected.
Kenan has connected.
Kenan: sorry abut the wait guys
Adam: No wories.
Kenan: by the way i ofrgot, by the no scrying thing, do you mean the paint that got rid of scrys on you and protected you from them, or just a room that couldnt be scryed in
DM: alright, I assume you know how the last session ended?
DM: just that room couldn't be scryed in, but it made scrying on the subjects harder until the paint was removed.
Kenan: ok, thanks
DM: The idea was the everything looks different all the time, making it hard for a remote viewer to get a lock if you will
Kenan: ok
Kenan: any narration or do we jsut continue
Kenan: oh, guess waiting for boretos
DM: I assume we pick up shortly after the combat ends, with you all talking in the front room about what to do next...
Kenan: I look out to check if theres anyone else hiding out there
DM: roll spot
Kenan: also, I ask ekkhardt to send a message to ask for a mage to fix constance
Officer Ekkhardt: Aye
* Kenan rolls: d20+7 => 5 + 7 = 12
DM: you don't see anything
Kenan: are you joinin gme ig
Ignatius Stendatem: (( I search the mage's body. ))
Kenan: ok
DM: roll it
* Adam rolls: 1d20+0 => 9 + 0 = 9
Kenan: I decide to do a quick patrol around the building to see if anyone is hiding somewhere, and tell ig to watch the strager because he has very important information
DM: you find a scroll with common phrases, each with a strange writing next to it...
Ignatius Stendatem: hm... a translator of some sort.
Ignatius Stendatem: (( what are the phrases I recognize? ))
Kenan: wait, i foget, do the wreithor have thier own writing system
DM: yes
Kenan: well, ill probably check on that after my patrol then
DM: it is only taught to some though, as it's not really nessicary
Kenan: oh, would i ahve learned it
DM: The phrases include:
DM: "Hello" "I come in peace" "Surrender or die" "I serve God" "I bear God's word" "I serve Obad" "I bring Obad's blessing" "I surrender" "I know nothing" "No speak Macharian" "No speak imperial"
DM: The grammer is a bit odd for some of them, but they are all technically correct
Kenan: does anything happen or do i see anyhting during my patrol
DM: Nope, all seems quiet.
Kenan: ok
DM: The sun will rise soon
Ignatius Stendatem: Hm. This doesn't make much sense...
Kenan: what doesn't?
Hunter: What doesn't?
Ignatius Stendatem: This document. I assume it's some sort of translator, between our languange and this xeno's, but most of the phrases have a peaceful demeanor to them.
Ignatius Stendatem: Doesn't make much sense to write nice things when you plan on turning them to stone as soon as you lay eyes on them.
Hunter: Well thats odd,but maybe the demon who rules wreith was just planning for any eventuality, such as if there was a muhc bigger party they encountered, or they would have surrenedered to whoever would ahve come to check on us in order to enter the city or oemthing like that. Can't really think of another reason for it.
Hunter: Anyway, have you sent the message Ekkhardt
Officer Ekkhardt: Yes. I am awaiting responce.
Hunter: Ok, now fisher, do you know anything that the demon who rules Wreith doesn't know you know. If not, then jsut spout everything here, if so, then ill bring you to where we cant be scryed on, and tell me then.
Fisher: I don't think there is. I just broke out of Bliss and Agony, and God threatend to kill me if I didn't do this mission.
Hunter: what was the mission exactly
Hunter: tell me everyhting you can about ti
Fisher: I was to act like Macharious, while God revived all of the dead. I would get the approval of the people and become a saint to them. I don't know where he wanted to go from there. I was to wait for more instructions.
Hunter: Ok, how did he teach you how to act like macharious and his story and such stuff, or did he jsut tell you what to say and you said it
Fisher: God told me the legond. It wasn't too long.
Fisher: I don't really belive it happend...
Hunter: And i guess he cast a spell on you so that you could speak our language, or atleast, I would assume as much
Fisher: Yes
Hunter: Do you have any idea what woke you up, or was it jsut random luck, also, how easy was it to find this passageway to the surface, with all the guards, I imagine it wouldnt have been easy to escape
Hunter: Im afraid that he mgiht have let you up in order to set a trap fro an invading force when we might try to stop him.
Kenan is disconnected.
Kenan has connected.
Chris is disconnected.
Adam is disconnected.
Kenan: did you guys disconnect too
Kenan: and what was the last thigns you saw me write
DM: Hunter: Im afraid that he mgiht have let you up in order to set a trap fro an invading force when we might try to stop him.
Kenan: ok good
Adam has connected.
Fisher: I stumbled on the way out while in the trance. It was pretty direct.
Fisher: I faded out of trance after I got away...
Hunter: That does not really sound like my situation at all, there was no easy path out, and once i broke free of whatever illusions were controlling me my mind was quite clear quite quickly
Fisher: You were dead too?
Hunter: I wasnt dead, that was just some state that we were put into where we just walked around in teh cave in either a blissful or painful state depending on his whim
Hunter: None of us were
Hunter: It really sounds like all of this may have been planned by him, because it sounds like you had a really easy time escaping
Chris has connected.
Hunter: hell, you didnt even escape, he saw you just outside
DM: You are interrupted by Ekkhardt walking in...
Kenan: forgot hell wasnt a word
Officer Ekkhardt: The city has no officers to spare. Anyone else would at least be half a day away by rail.
Ignatius Stendatem: That's unacceptable.
Kenan: wait, i thought we were relatively close to the city
Officer Ekkhardt: Mr. Stendatem, if that is really who you are, there is a crisis going on right now.
Officer Ekkhardt: Your wife will not decay in this state. If she is alive now, she will be alive in a week.
DM: you are. But nobody is avalible in the city
Hunter: While this defintiely isnt good, I dont think we have much choice, I think we should call in soem help for constance as well as potential reinforcements from the closest available locaiton if any are available, in case this happens again. In addition, we need to do further interrgotation of fisher here now that he is explaining what he has gone trhough to try and shift through what he has been misled about, and what he may have actually learned of use.
Ignatius Stendatem: Now listen here. None of you have any idea what is going on or what to do about it. Don't stand there and tell me everyone is busy until they actually have something to do beyond wild speculation. You will bring someone here to heal my wife because there is nothing that any of you fools can do in a day's time more beneficial than restoring the life of one of your own officers.
Ignatius Stendatem: (( intimidate ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+10 => 16 + 10 = 26
Kenan is disconnected.
Adam is disconnected.
Chris is disconnected.
Kenan has connected.
Kenan: damn, i thappened again, i hate disconnecting
Chris has connected.
Adam has connected.
DM: last thing I got was iggy's intimidate...
Kenan: i wrote
Kenan: Kenan: what do i roll in responce Kenan: and do i get a bonus in that hes hurt and ive beat him in a fight before
DM: Intimidate is not an opposed skill I don't think.
Kenan: then how does it work
DM: It's been so long, and we usually say that you can't use it on other players.
DM: That said, Ekkardt is just looking at him in total shock.
Adam: I'm not trying to intimidate hunter, but ekkhardt.
Adam: screw ekhardt
Hunter: Ekkhardt, you explained in teh telegraph about what happened to Constance, and were still told that they could do nothin in the city, correct?
Officer Ekkhardt: All officers trained to that level are using up their magic to round up the liquid men, as well as daemons that have started sneaking in. Downtown HQ is a goast town right now.
Hunter: Then i'm afraid we dont ahve another choice but to call elsewhere ignatius, hopefully we'll be able to get help in half a day, but any more time spent talking about this and rying to get help that will not come from te city is time wasted that could be spent asking for help elsewhere for constance. I know you worry for her, but there is only so much that can be doen immediately, and we must use our time as effectively as possible, now ekkhardy, could you please telegraph the nearest locations asking for help with turning constance back to flesh
Officer Ekkhardt: Yes sir.
Hunter: Thank you
Kenan: are you typing somehting adma, because it says you are and its taking a while, sorry, just wanted to make sure.
Adam: I am not
Adam: sorry
Fisher: What is a telegraph?
Hunter: Later, now you, explain in deatil what has happened sicne you got out of that trance, any little thing that mgiht seem relevant at all, it may take a while, but it seems we ahve some time here, and it might as well be spent trying to learn as much as possible about this situation as we can.
Fisher: Starting from when I got out?
Hunter: yes, unless theres anything of noe that occured before hand that might be interesting.
Fisher: I think that the first thing was that some angels came to me and told me that I broke God's law. I was scared, and they almost killed me.
Fisher: Then they seemed to change their minds. They told me that God was going to give me one last chance. I listened and God talked to me.
Fisher: He told me that there were evil people on the surface who thought that there was a god named Macharious. Then he told me the tale.
Fisher: I wanted to ask why this mattered, but I didn't. He then said that I needed to pretend to be that god, so that people would follow me. He said that he would bring back the dead, and for a while I would make the surface people think that I did it, so they belived I was Macharious. Then he would reveal himself, and you all would see that there was only one God who was doing all the miricles.
Fisher: I walked, given food by God's magic, until I reached Pig's Hallow.
Fisher: That's where I met you.
Hunter: Ok then then, first things first, no one worships Macharious, or atleast as a good, many people definitely praise him excessively, but thats besides the point, and he probably earned it. No one actually believes hes a god, and "God" has lied to you about basicallly everything for our entire lives. For one thing, he is in no way all powerful
Hunter: Now, did you still believe him after he told you all this, and if so, then why did you try to reveal to me that you realized agony wasnt real and that you werent the real macharious and other such info
Kenan: Brian?
DM: sorry
Fisher: No, I knew that he wasn't all powerful when I managed to escape him. I knew that my fate was risky if I finished the mission, and after seeing that the surface people don't live in a world of misery I started to question why we were locked in Wrieph.
Fisher: And I'm not sure I want to go back to Wrieph...
Hunter: Trust, me, you don't, sure things aren't perfect here either, but atleas we do not live at the mad whims of a crazy dictator that fashions itself a deity.
Fisher: I suppose so, but I still don't understand how this world works.
Fisher: If you don't worship Macharious, who makes all this magic work?
Hunter: Well, most of it is arcane magic, which I must admit, I frankly don't understand, though I have access to magic based on the forces of nature. And for the rest of ow the world works, I suppose you will just have to learn over tiem, and feel free to ask questions later
Hunter: First however, would you be able to draw a approximate map for how you got to pig's hallow
Fisher: Sure.
DM: You find some paper, and he draws you a path
Hunter: Thank you, this will be of use in possibly freeing the rest of our people later. Now, can you think of anyhting else important to ask him ignatius
Ignatius Stendatem: I have nothing to ask.
Ignatius Stendatem: Beyond why any of this matters.
Hunter: Very well, have you gotten any message back yet Ekkhardt
Officer Ekkhardt: Not yet. It's complicated right now, and we have no agents on standby. Septum is enroute to the capital, and asked us to send him a report of everything we found.
Hunter: And it matters becasue it mgiht soemhow be related to this mess, or it means that the demon who controls wreith might ahve known about it ahead of time, in addition, if this is indeed a cave that leads out of wrieth, then this means that we may finally have located it.
Hunter: Ok, tel him that we fought a xenos and 4 lizards, that constance got turned to stone and that we need help with it, and that Fisher might have revealed the location of Wreith and has admitted that he is indeed not Malcharious and that the demon who rules Wrieth sent him here.
Officer Ekkhardt: Yes sir.
Hunter: Good, now I suppose if there is nothing else truly productive to do besides attempting to clean up the mess and atleast attempting to help Ignatius' injuries, I can start awnsering any questions you might have Fisher, as long as they dont reveal anything that might be confidential.
DM: Alright, so you don't take any other major actions this morning?
Ignatius Stendatem: (( i don't ))
Kenan: Not that i can think of, unless adam can think of somehting, also, if Adam doesnt seem to need to sleep, i guess we have keep guard.
DM: At some point Ekkhardt calls in soldiers to the base who help
DM: although the degree to which they can help is brought into question by how well those two fared
Kenan: true, i guess we also give the guards a burial, or prepare there bodies for whatever we do with them. do you know?
DM: In the last campaign the bodies were buried, so I assume that that is the standard Macharian ritual.
DM: Do you sleep at all?
Chris: i sleep like a rock
Kenan: i assume so, if adam doesnt need sleep, he guards, and if he does, than me, ekkhardt, and him take shifts
Kenan: and good one
DM: Okay, so the point is you guys get rest
DM: you aren't getting attacked.
DM: do you lock Fisher up?
Kenan: thinking about that
Kenan: I think so, but i explain that its not only for our protection, but his as well so that god can't do anything funny with him, adn also I do my best to try to make him confortable. I do my best to not seem mean to him, since he ahs had such a rough time if everything he said is the truth.
DM: Alright
DM: Do you put on scrying protection?
Kenan: I assumed that its always on but yeah
DM: ok
DM: So our next encounter occurs while Ignatious is outside guarding
Ignatius Stendatem: (( outside the building? ))
DM: unless you just patrol the halls or somthing
Ignatius Stendatem: (( okay ))
DM: You hear a voice talk to you in your head...
voice: Ignatious...
Ignatius Stendatem: What? Who's there?
Kenan: does this wake me up
DM: no
DM: it's in his head only
Kenan: no, i mean him saying what, whos there
Voice: It is I, God...
Kenan: you said that outloud right?
Ignatius Stendatem: (( I did, but the door is shut and I am loudly whispering. ))
Kenan: ah, then i probably woudlnt wake up
Ignatius Stendatem: I don't know anyone by the name of God.
Ignatius Stendatem: Who are you?
God: I am the lord of your friend Hunter. It was I who raised him, fed him, and protected him from danger.
God: In time, you will see my leadership as well, but that is not why I speak to you today.
Ignatius Stendatem: Hunter is hardly a friend of mine, so any friend of his, I am distrustful of.
God: Do you want your wife back, Ignatious?
Ignatius Stendatem: Go on...
God: I can return her to her normal form using my magic. It would be a trival task to me.
Kenan: wait, just wondering, yuor character does know that she will be fixed soon regardless right, since with the new magic rules i dont think its as hard as before
Kenan: or is it
Ignatius Stendatem: What's in it for you?
Ignatius Stendatem: I doubt you would be doing this out of the kindness of your heart.
God: I ask only that you return what is mine. That scroll you posses.
God: However, I am a kind being.
DM: you suddenly heal 3d10
* Adam rolls to you: 3d10 => 10
God: I created you, and will always look after you.
God: If the world were to return to me, there would be no violence at all.
Ignatius Stendatem: If what you say is true, why would you create me in this form? Why not back to the way I was when I was happy?
God: Because you are far from my sacred realm. Your bodies were made of worldly flesh, and were left behind when you perished. I was able to return your souls to this world, but I needed to craft new bodies because you were not ready for me to join them together in the holy union of Bliss.
Ignatius Stendatem: Bliss? What are you talking about?
God: In addition to this world, I own a special world where the spirit of life infuses all things. Death does not exist there, so it is where I bring my children who die to live on forever in paradice.
God: You would have gone, but you did not accept me, and I would not send you against your will.
Ignatius Stendatem: Sounds a fate I was previously prescribed by the wishmaster. I didn't take a shine to it.
God: And what did that daemon do to you?
Ignatius Stendatem: Locked me away for a would-be eternity in a gilded prison so she could take advantage of my power for her own selfish devices.
God: Such is the flaw of an afterlife with only earthly pleasures. Nothing of this world can truely satisfy. But Bliss is a place wholly unlike that prison, where I bring my followers into union with the force of life itself. Only this unearthly joy can make one happy forever.
God: But you need not worry about the Wishmaster. She has been slain years ago, as you should know.
Ignatius Stendatem: Perhaps I need not worry about her, but I would be a fool to let myself fall victim to the same trap twice.
Ignatius Stendatem: And so far, all I hear is that you'll grant me my wish to save my wife in exchange for my enteral servitude, is that about right?
God: I am not asking for your obediance. I only ask for the scroll.
God: You will see me in a better light in time, but for now I wish only to make a trade and reunite a couple.
Ignatius Stendatem: (( sense motive ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 12 + 7 = 19
* Chris rolls: 1d20 => 16
DM: hold on
DM: ?
Chris: just for shits nd giggles
DM: you don't sense a lie...
Ignatius Stendatem: (( but... ))
Kenan: never said anything about manipulation of truth
DM: Sense motive detects if someone sounds or looks like they are lieing. The voice in your head doesn't.
Ignatius Stendatem: (( "You can also use this skill to determine when “something is up” (that is, something odd is going on) or to assess someone’s trustworthiness." ))
DM: you don't sense that either. It's really hard to pick up subtle cues from a voice in your head.
Ignatius Stendatem: (( okay. ))
Ignatius Stendatem: So what's your plan? I give you this scroll and you use it to take over the world?
God: Takeing over the world would be redundant. I just want a display of honesty here.
God: After all, it's not your scroll...
Ignatius Stendatem: And you want me to keep this transaction a secret or do you care?
God: It will be hard to hide Constance being healed, won't it?
God: Besides, I am not afraid of what I do...
Chris: god is redundant as fuck here
Ignatius Stendatem: Are the contents of this scroll supposed to be a secret to anyone?
God: They were a personal message. I will not interfere with you telling others if you choose to.
Ignatius Stendatem: (( sense motive ))
* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 17 + 7 = 24
DM: you sense nothing
Ignatius Stendatem: Alright, what do you want me to do with this scroll?
DM: A small portal appears at your feet.
God: Just place it in here...
Ignatius Stendatem: Okay.
DM: you do it?
Ignatius Stendatem: (( no. ))
Ignatius Stendatem: (( not yet at least. ))
Ignatius Stendatem: (( how big is the portal? ))
DM: about six inches
Kenan: wait, ive been meaning to ask, do you even have the scroll on you, are you even wearing clothing, or is it all just a mass of jel, and if so,, wouldnt the scroll have gotten all soggy?
Kenan: would you have placed it somewhere where that wouldnt happen in that case?
Adam: from my understanding, I have all my gear, and look exactly the same except I'm all black and have the consistency of a gummi bear
Kenan: ok then, I've been confsed about that for a while, were you given your gear by constance or did you form with it?
DM: he could also have grabbed a normal bag too
Kenan: yeah
DM: he formed with it. He looks like a black army man
Kenan: ok, cool
Adam: I reach into my pocket and as I fumble around for the letter bottle of alchemists fire accidentally falls out of my pocket and into the portal
DM: are you trying to make this look like an accident?
Kenan: wai,t did you do that accidently on purpose i guess
Adam: I don't know what you all are talking about. that was totally an accident.
Chris: wink wink
DM: roll slight of hands
* Adam rolls: 1d20+1 => 20 + 1 = 21
Kenan: nice
God: What... What was that?
Ignatius Stendatem: oops.
Ignatius Stendatem: Watch out for that.
God: It is but a fire. Easy to extinguish.
God: Now, the scroll?
Chris: except the fire's made of water
Chris: because fuck logic
Kenan: been wondeirng about how that worked now
DM: you don't mind the teleporting dinosaurs, but the buring water you are upset with?
Ignatius Stendatem: Alright, well, it's been a long day, and I've gone through a lot, so I'm going to bed. I'll drop the scroll off in the tomorrow.
Kenan: well yeah, teleportation is normal, and i imagine ive seen my fair share of dinosaurs, but thats all magic or biology, stuff ive already accepted, aclhemy is science, and by changing the chamicals, the properties of whatever was made should also chage, whihc would be a foundation of the alchemy itself.
Kenan: that magic should therefore change the way the alchemy would work, since its changing what makes up the alchemists fire, but then again, this si dnd, screw logic
God: Do you think this is a joke? The scroll is mine.
DM: do you just not respond?
Ignatius Stendatem: (( no, hold on. ))
Ignatius Stendatem: Look, I don't know if you are aware, but I just lost 8 years of my life and have been so totally disfigured that nobody trusts me. Not even my own family. Instead of being heralded as the prodigal son upon my return to this world, I am poked, prodded, shot, and called a daemon and a liar. If I help you now without consulting my keepers, do you think they are going go on trusting me any sooner? I have no interest in being part of some revolution or whatever you're up to, I just want my life back. If helping you is the best way of doing that, then you should at least show me a sign of good faith and let me discuss our conversation with my keepers before I go making rash decisions. If you are anywhere as powerful as you say you are, then you can wait sixteen more hours for your stupid scroll.
God: I see.
DM: alright, do you do anything else before Hunter wakes?
Ignatius Stendatem: (( nope. ))
DM: Alright then. RP away
Kenan: wait, are all these soldiers here now
Kenan: were they here this whole time
DM: Ekkhardt called them in earlier.
Kenan: ok, just wondeirng how long the've been here.
Kenan: like, if they were here when i went to bed
DM: they were
Kenan: oh, not muhc point in sleeping in shifts then, oops, oh well.
DM: either way, you all awake now.
Hunter: Good morning, anythign interesting happen Ignatius while we were asleep
Ignatius Stendatem: Yeah, God called me.
Hunter: ...What?
Adam is disconnected.
Kenan: im a bit taken aback by htat
Kenan: and dman
Kenan: wait, no, actually, shock is etched across my face
Kenan: i hope adam can reconnect soon
Christopher has connected.
Adam has connected.
DM: did you not DC, Keenan?
Kenan: nope
DM: I lost internet...
Chris is disconnected.
Kenan: then its really weird that i did not DC, thats the first that ever happneed
DM: And Chris just goes down when the internet is fine. Classic
DM: anyhow, last thing I got was the skock
DM: shock
Ignatius Stendatem: Alright, so basically God wants this scroll back and in exchange he'll cure Constance.
Hunter: ... Ok, Ok, I'M just going to assume that this is the same daemon that ruled my life and the life of all other Xenos completely and utterly for centuries based on his whims since i haven't heard of any other being that calls itself that. And, in case your wondering whether you should take part in the deal, the awnser is FUCK NO!. I don't know why this scroll is important to him, but if that evil ass bastard wants it, then its probably pretty dman important. I know you want your wife back to normal as soon as possible, but I'm pretty sure that if hes willing to actually help someone for once, then what hes getting in return must be pretty important, and no way should we let him have it, and while it might turn her back to flesh sooner, its probably only by a day or 2, and in return you might just be endangering, well I dont know, but probably something. THis guy is just evil
Hunter: Hell, he's even responsible for your death, who do you think was leading the xenos that killed you
Christopher: 'tis the evening for grand speeches
Hunter: NO MATTER WHAT, we can't give in to what he wants, he is jsut too dnagerous
DM: falalalala la la laa
Ignatius Stendatem: It also seems he is immune to alchemist's fire.
Hunter: ...ok curious as to how that came up, but first, tell me everything that happened and how it happened.
Adam: I do.
Hunter: sigh, This bastard and his tricks, dont EVER trust a word he says, hes no beneveloent god, hes just a evil bastard who loves to screw with peoples lives adn gather more power.
Adam: sense motive
Hunter: Let me look at that scroll, maybe i can get soem idea as too why its so important, if not, then I'm sure that septon will wnat to look at it
Kenan: what do you roll
Adam: can i do that to a player?
Kenan: i think so
DM: go ahead
* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 16 + 7 = 23
DM: Keenan, what is your bonus?
DM: I will roll in secret for you
Kenan: to charisma, -2, to sence motice if needed, +1
DM: ok, Adam, you don't sense any lies
Kenan: ealso, by the way im acting, you can probably tell that this guy seriously stresses me out and that im completely serious about what a screwed up evil bastard he is
Adam: Alright, well take a look at this scroll and tell me what it means to you.
Ignatius Stendatem: Alright, well take a look at this scroll and tell me what it means to you.
Kenan: I do so, does it mean anythign to me
Kenan: can i read the secrew writing
DM: It is a series of translations from Macharian imperial to Wriethor
DM: or vice versa
DM: The phrases include:
DM: "Hello" "I come in peace" "Surrender or die" "I serve God" "I bear God's word" "I serve Obad" "I bring Obad's blessing" "I surrender" "I know nothing" "No speak Macharian" "No speak imperial"
Hunter: Ok, I admit that i ahve no idea why this would be important, maybe there is something magic about it that hides soem secret information or the like. Or maybe he jsut wanted to amke a loyal puppet out of you by doing somethign nice in order to get a man inside of our group. WHo this Obad indivisual though interests me, this mgiht be another name that the daemon who rules Wreith goes by. Wither way, we should probably ask Ekkhard to check if tehre is anything magical about it.
Kenan: I bring it to Ekkhardt
Hunter: Ekkhardt, apparently the daemon taht rules Wreith tried last night to convince Ignatius to give him this scroll, and to be honest, I don't know why it would be too important with the exception that Obad might be an old anme he used that we could use to research ancient information about him, but if theres no magic in this scroll, then I odn't know why else he would want it back so much
Hunter: Could you try to detect if this scroll is magical at all.
Officer Ekkhardt: Certainly. I just need to prep my spells.
Hunter: thanks
Officer Ekkhardt: It will be about an hour, of course.
Hunter: ok
Ignatius Stendatem: (( is the portal still there? ))
DM: no
Kenan: I then go to the holding cell and remove fisher
Officer Ekkhardt: In addition, Septum will be at the capital in front of a telegraph again in a few hours. I think we should report that Fisher seems to know about where the liquid men come from.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Ordos HQ' by player Adam (Player)
Hunter: Of course, in addition to the fact that constance had been turned to stone in an attack on us, however, also report that its based on what a daemon claimed to him so theres a good chance its a lie to make himself seem more powerful adn godly
Officer Ekkhardt: Understood
Hunter: Now fisher, Can you take a look at this scroll, I'm wondeirng if you have any idea why "God" might find it of great importnace, becausse he tried to have Ignatious give it too him last night. i can't se why, but any clue can help
Fisher: It looks like a translation sheet.
Ignatius Stendatem: Did you try holding it up to the light or applying heat?
Hunter: thats an idea, but i guess ill hold out on the heat idea unil after Ekkhardt can look at it, to make sure that it doesn't burn.
DM: So you take it to Ekkhardt?
Hunter: once he had time to prepare his magice of course, no point in doing it ahead fo that, might just interupt him and make it take longer
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DM: alright, he gets it ready soon enough, and starts doing magic to it.
Officer Ekkhardt: Alright, here is the ticket.
DM: He turns it over, and lines start showing up.
DM: They seem to form a map, but not of any region you recognise.
Hunter: Now this is interesting, lets make a copy right away
DM: you now have a copy
Hunter: do any of you recognize what this map may be of?
Officer Ekkhardt: I do not.
Fisher: I don't know what a map is.
Ignatius Stendatem: No clue.
Hunter: Oh well, we mgiht be able to find out later, include the fact that we got a mysterious map that the daemon who rules wreith did not want to get into our hands. I'm sure he'll want to know about this as well.
Ignatius Stendatem: Ekkhardt, could you prepare a spell to make a man very small for a short time?
Hunter: Why?
Ignatius Stendatem: Well he wanted me to throw the scroll into a portal about 6 inches across...
Officer Ekkhardt: STOP
Officer Ekkhardt: Don't talk about specific plans unless we are in a saferoom.
Officer Ekkhardt: In fact, why are we talking here?
Hunter: That is an excellent point
Officer Ekkhardt: Just read of the following to let us out.
Soldier: Sir yes sir,
Soldier: Do you know what's going on yet, sir?
Kenan: just wondeirng, how are we supposed to signl when to let us out
DM: some hand gesture or somthing
Hunter: No, but were doign our best to fin out
DM: yall get teleported in, and the rainbow shower begins
Kenan: by the way, i think we would ahve moved constance to a place where someone couldnt jsut accidently walk into her and knock ehr down
Kenan: i ofcoruse protect the map from this, so it doesnt get ruined
DM: then move her token somwhere
DM: no real need to bring it in at all
Kenan: ok then
DM: in fact, that would violate security, as it could be used for scrying
Kenan: didnt do that then, thought did place it in the safest possible place
Kenan: and ok
Officer Ekkhardt: Alright, here's to hoping that no daemons were watching us right then.
Hunter: Yeah, now, i assume you were planning to go through the portal to spy on the daemon. While that could definitely bear fruit, i frankly don't think you would be able to get back alive.
Ignatius Stendatem: I'm already dead.
Hunter: ...That is defintiely true, but you have been of good use here, and except for possibly just a quick peek, I'm pretty sure there isnt mch chance of you coming back. None of us would like this, especially Constance.
Kenan: by the way, would ekkhardyt be able to trun constance back to flesh, and if so, why hadn't we odne that yet today
DM: He doesn't have enough magic for it if he wants to do anything else that day.
DM: Yesterday he just didn't have the right things prepped.
Kenan: ah, and we already got him to do the map
Kenan: should probably have thought that through more
DM: He probably would have taken issue with not having a good amount of anti-manna on hand with all these daemons flying about anyhow.
DM: Right now he considers the daemons greater priority, and is waiting on a wizard that can turn her back without much effort.
Kenan: ok, that makes sence
Fisher: Perhaps I should go. God might still think I follow him.
Hunter: There is a chance of this
Hunter: but how will we convince him to open the portal without giving up the scroll and while me and ekkhardt are near, theres no way he would believe we werent up to something, he knows how i feel about him.
Hunter: and if we werent near, then surely he would question why fisher is so small
Officer Ekkhardt: Are we certain that we can't just give the daemon the scroll to distract it?
Hunter: I suppose we could, are you absolutely certain that there is nothing else special about the scroll besides the map
Officer Ekkhardt: I can never be sure.
Kenan: God wouldnt be able to scry on a telegram thats sent right, becasue im wndering if we could send one to septon without god being able to find out what has been sent
DM: even if not, you know about cryptogrophy by now
Hunter: Ok then, in that case, I think we should ask Septon to rush an additional wizard here fast for a second opingon and to fix Constance if at all possible. And i do not mean to insult your ability Ekkhardt, bbut I just want to amke sure. in the mean time, we shoudl mae an additional copy of the map so that we will always have 2, and mys as well copy down the translations as well just incase, you never know when stuff can be important. WHile we let Adam distract him with the scroll, we let Fisher enter through the portal quickly while small adn holding on to a small lenght of thread so that he can quickly pull himself back if anyhting happens and then tells us what he sees after doing his best to learn from teh situation. we should ahve him hide under a nearby leaf or somehting during teh process, until he goes trhough, adn hope that the portal appears where it did last time. Does this plan seem atleast reasonably sound? Im more than willing to listen to anything that might help it, or a reason to not follow through with it at all.
Officer Ekkhardt: We would be sending back one of it's servants to it. One who now has been through our base and knows our plans.
Hunter: to be frank, knowing about this base wont hurt us muhc, since theres nothing really specail with it, however knowing about our plans coudl definitely hurt. I'm sorry to doubt you Fisher, but this is very risky. The problem is, adam is probably required to destracthim, so i guess that leaves you or me for going through.
Fisher: Who is Adam?
Kenan: please let me retcon that to ignatius
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Kenan: well thats annoyign, what was the last thing you guys read of mine
Adam: please let me retcon that to ignatius
Officer Ekkhardt: Or Constance. Keep in mind that I don't have the right magic prepared for this kind of spell today, so we may have someone on hand to bring her back by then.
Officer Ekkhardt: That said, I would not advise using her, as she tends to be... prone to danger...
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Hunter: She admiteddly has classicly been unlucky which such stuff. But still atleast having her back would be good. Sigh. i think it should probably be me who goes, I'd probabyl be most likely to survive whatever he throughs at me if seen, and i would be most liekly to be able to go stealthily. Can't say I would like to go back to the dragon's den though, but It might be neccesary.
Officer Ekkhardt: What exactly were you planning on doing there, Ignatious?
Kenan: oh yeah, before my assumation, we never actually heard all of your plan
Ignatius Stendatem: I figured there would be at least a few skull to crack before I found some answers. God knows we aren't getting very far sitting around here with our thumbs up our posteriors.
Officer Ekkhardt: Does he? Do you suspect he has been scrying on us that well?
Ignatius Stendatem: He's was able to repair some of my physical damage, something I have never been able to replicate, from an undisclosed distance while speaking to my mind. Who knows what he's capable. I do know we aren't doing ourselves any favors by underestimating this man.
Hunter: Thats for sure
Officer Ekkhardt: Then are we really sure we want to jump in there blindly?
Hunter: Of course not, thats part fo the reason for the report to septon, I would like his suggestion
Officer Ekkhardt: Then let's stand by for his word.
Hunter: Of course
Kenan: wait, we havent sent it yet though right? or did we? I thught we were about to do so
DM: the scroll?
Kenan: no, the report to septon
DM: I think the report was sent, but either way, you can send another signal
DM: The point is, you can get in touch with the guy.
Kenan: I guess well do that sicne we want his suggestion on this matter
Kenan: f course this one will be encrytped i guess since it deals with potentially delicate plans
DM: Alright.
DM: Mind if we stop here? I honestly have no idea what happens now...
Kenan: ok
Kenan: I wonder how stupid our plan of going througt the portal is
DM: I will relay you guys Septum's responce over facebook to each of you.
DM: You guys have each other's contacts, right? I will let you guys try to plan this out...
Kenan: well, i have them as friends on facebook